In 8 weeks, you’ll reset your metabolism, drop up to 20 pounds, and leave with the female-specific fat-loss system that finally makes results feel easy again—no more muscle loss, burnout, or bro-science lies.

WELCOME TO THE

THE FEMININE CUT

It's not that your body is no longer responsive. You’ve just been training like you’re 20 and punished for it ever since.

 

I'M READY TO FEEL LIKE MYSELF AGAIN!

Maybe... you love your matcha, your walks, your yoga, your wellness routines, but your meals are vibes, not strategy. You copy TikTok breakfasts, snack “intuitively,” avoid structure because it feels restrictive… yet still wake up bloated, puffy, and irritated that your jeans are holding you hostage by 3pm.

Maybe... you hit your steps, track your meals to the gram, live on coffee and willpower, and never miss a workout, but you’re wired, tired, and always 10–15lbs away from the body you want. Rest makes you anxious. Carbs feel dangerous. And any scale fluctuation sends you spiralling into cardio-penance mode.

Maybe... you stack HIIT, lifting, and steps like a daily to-do list. You train sore, exhausted, or sick because “rest is for later.” You treat weight loss like a battlefield - all grit, no grace. You go all in, then burn out hard… and somehow your midsection gets softer, your cravings louder, and your energy more fried, even though you’re doing more than anyone you know.

Maybe... you eat organic, gluten-free, dairy-free, plant-based, whole-food everything... but your clothes keep getting tighter. You’ve cut back wine, removed anything processed or sugary, and built days around smoothies, granola, “healthy baking,” and apple-and-nut snack plates. You’ve increased movement and swear you’re “doing everything right,” yet your body feels heavier, slower, and more inflamed than ever.

Put a finger down if 2025 has felt a little
too much like…



Telling yourself, 
“I’m eating healthy… this should be working,” while unbuttoning your jeans at 2pm because your belly suddenly decided to cosplay as a sourdough starter.

Starting every Monday whispering, 
“This week I’m locked in,” only to find yourself elbow-deep in granola clusters or almond-butter spoons by Thursday because your “high-protein pancakes” left you starving by 11.

Staring at the scale thinking, 
“I just cut my calories and added in more cardio wtf?!” You hit your steps, your workouts, your macros… yet your body feels like it’s ignoring your effort on purpose.

Pouring your third coffee of the day, convincing yourself, 
“It’s fine, I’m just tired,” and try to out caffeinate the wired-but-dead-inside exhaustion that hits every day at 3pm.

And you’ve tried things…
Lawdamercy, have you tried things…

 

You tried eating “cleaner”, swapping sugar for agave syrup, bread for gluten-free, dairy for plant-based, and granola bars snacks for homemade energy balls, thinking it would cinch your waist. Instead? More bloat. More hunger. More confusion.

You tried cutting carbs because online experts swear it’s the secret, but tell that to your cravings that just got louder, and hijacked your every thought until you finally gave in (ADHD? Not when you’ve got chocolate on the brain - you’re a 1-track mind machine)

You tried eating less. Smaller portions. Skipping breakfast. Skipping dinner. Doubling down on massive salads that bloated you so bad you thought you would burst, and the scale acted like you just went on a takeout bender and jumped up 5lbs.

You tried adding more workouts, longer classes, earlier alarms, more HIIT, more sweat, more burn, thinking the grind would pay off. It didn’t. Your belly ballooned, your energy tanked, and your body just hung on to the fat like that ex you just couldn’t shake.

You tried drinking more coffee to “push through,” thinking caffeine = discipline. Even suffered through cups of yerba mate because a podcast told you it burned more fat. But despite the energy boost >> the 3pm crash would hit you like you owed it money every day.

You tried following wellness influencers who make overnight oat breakfasts with hardened chocolate toppings, and high protein birthday cake batter puddings, hoping their 'healthy' recipes would magically give you the definition they have. Your reward? Ravenous hunger, zero satiety, and a metabolism that whispered, “Girl… where was the protein in that breakfast?”

You tried “intuitive eating,” hoping it would fix your relationship with food (and secretly hoping your weight), but intuition quickly turned into skipping meals, grazing all day, eating based on vibes, and confusing cravings for “my body must be talking to me”.

You tried tracking, weighing, and measuring everything. Your food scale might as well have hung off your purse like a Labubu. You believed precision would bring progress, except instead of getting tighter, your body got tired. Instead of locking in abs, you lit up your anxiety. 


You’ve tried, girl. And your body still didn’t respond.


Not from lack of effort, but because every approach was built for a body that doesn’t have your hormones, your nervous system, your stress load, your age, or your physiology.

You’ve been tapping into bro-science instead of female biology best practices.


You’ve been turning to 20-something strategies on a 35+ metabolism, and your body refuses to time-travel and wants to be met where it has evolved to, today.

 

This is where The Feminine Cut™ changes everything.

UM... YES PLEASE! I'M IN!

You’ve been trained through male logic and 20-year-old metabolism math.

Here’s what happens when you finally switch to a feminine-coded system built for your 35+ biology.

 

YES 🤌🏼 YES 👏🏼 YES 🙌🏼

Your 8-week Feminine Cut™ biointelligent fat-loss system - simplified.


Inside The Feminine Cut™, you’re not “adding more workouts”. You’re not “subtracting more calories”.
You’re upgrading the biology, metabolism, and fat-loss pathways your 35+ body actually runs on.
Because we’re done doing fat loss math equations written for 20-year-olds or men.

THE FEMININE CUT VIP PRIMER EXPERIENCE STARTS DEC 1, 2025.
THE FEMININE CUT VIP 8-WEEK FAT LOSS SYSTEM STARTS JAN 2, 2026.


Here’s what we cover:


BIOINTELLIGENT FOUNDATIONS

Why your body stopped responding, and the 3 Feminine Cut™ rules that turn fat loss back on for women 35+. (We rewrite the exact bro-coded patterns that have been sabotaging you.)


YOUR NEW FAT-LOSS OPERATING SYSTEM

How to stabilize hunger, flatten bloat, and boost metabolism with fuel-first eating, not fasting, caffeine, HIIT, or macro math. (Yes, your “healthy habits” have been putting the hand breaks on your results.)


THE WAIST-SNATCHING WITCHCRAFT METHOD

Daily metabolic rituals that regulate hormones and tighten your waist:
The Strategic Diet Sprints Sequence, Anti-Bro Breakfasts, Snatched-While-You-Sleep™ dinners, pre/post-workout fuelling, Self-Love Hangover Cure, and your Snatched-Not-Soft protocol. (This is where results get fast.)

THE ANTI-HIIT REVOLUTION

Strength training built for a 35+ nervous system — tone, lift, and sculpt without burnout.
Flawlessly Femme Physique Framework, Low-Lift Lean-Out Protocol, and our other trademark fitness frameworks to get you ripped and radiant are all included. (This is how you fine tune a fitness model-level physique. We’re not here for soft-girl pilates that only makes you flabby and look skinny fat.)


REAL-LIFE STRATEGY SUITE

Frameworks for travel, social events, busy seasons, stress, eating out, and circadian-aligned fat loss. (We know you've got it covered, but now so are your results.)

UM... YES BISH... LET'S GO!

Like most women over 35, you’ve been using the same male-coded, 20-something strategies that you swore by because they worked.

 

But now, your body has evolved and has been begging you for years: “It’s time for an upgrade girl, we’re grown.”


I learned the hard way that grinding, restricting, and trying every random fat-loss tactic didn’t build abs...

 

it built years of frustration, body resentment, and the dimming of the confident, sexy woman I knew I was meant to be.

Before you slash calories, double your workouts, or jump into the next shiny trend…

…claim the moment your future self has been praying you wouldn’t miss.

You’re not standing on the edge of another “maybe”.
You’re standing at the doorway of your midlife comeback era — tighter, lighter, sculpted, regulated, energized, and finally living in a body that feels like a damn YES every morning.

This is the moment where your results stop being fragile.
Where your confidence stops being conditional.

Where your fat loss finally feels
inevitable instead of impossible.


Say “F*ck yes” to the strategy your body has been begging for.

Step into The Feminine Cut™ and let’s build the body she has ALWAYS known was possible.

HELL YES, I'M READY!

Inside The Feminine Cut™ You’ll Get:


Immediate access to the full 8-week Feminine Cut™ Biointelligent Fat-Loss System

Modules, rituals, metabolic strategies, and frameworks designed specifically for women 35+ who want fast, visible, predictable results.


The Feminine Cut™ Command Center

All of your meal frameworks, daily protocols, trackers, workout blueprints, and nervous-system supports in one clean hub designed for execution.


The Waist-Snatching Witchcraft Method

Breakfast, lunch, dinner, sleep, and pre/post-workout fueling that tightens your waist, stabilizes hunger, and delivers satiety you’ve never experienced before.


The Anti-HIIT Feminine Strength Training Protocol

Three days a week. Low stress. High sculpt. Built for hormonal longevity and rapid physique change.


The Real-Life Strategy Suite

Travel, socializing, busy weeks, stress, hormones…
These frameworks make fat loss work with your life instead of collapsing under it.


8 Weeks of Cut Queens Support + Live Q&A Guidance

Stay connected, get clarity, and receive Lindsey’s strategic support directly inside the community.

 



PLUS: THE VIP EXPERIENCE 

For the woman who wants an elevated pathway with highly customized support, faster reprogramming, and deeper transformation.

3 Months of Personalized 1:1 Coaching with Daily Text + Voice Note Access.
For the woman who refuses to guess her way through midlife metabolism ever again - get daily clarity, adjustments, and strategic support so you never spiral, stall, or second-guess your plan.
Momentum becomes your baseline.

2x Sculpted Strategy Calls
Deep-dive 1:1 sessions to:
• assess metabolic progress
• refine your nutrition + training
• strategize holidays, events, travel, and life chaos
• remove blocks + upgrade your fat-loss approach
• receive targeted, personalized tactics built for your body

BONUS: 4 Weeks of Personalized Metabolic Priming (December Reset)
Your December is fully customized based on:
• your dominant Feminine Cut Archetype
• your hormonal and metabolic patterns
• your nervous system tendencies
• your emotional blocks + fat-loss saboteurs

This month is the deep recalibration phase where we prep your biology for rapid fat loss once the 8-week sprint begins. Start to see your results pop now, before you even start Day 1.

Early Access to The Feminine Cut™ 8-Week System
Begin before the public. Move differently. Lead differently. Respond differently.

** Plus: A special VIP-only bonus dropping in a few weeks**
Think, a hormonal + metabolic upgrade tool exclusively for VIP clients in January.

 

THE FEMININE CUT VIP PRIMER EXPERIENCE STARTS DEC 1, 2025.
THE FEMININE CUT VIP 8-WEEK FAT LOSS SYSTEM STARTS JAN 2, 2026.

 


 

YOU GET:

THE FEMININE CUT (VALUED AT $849)
THE LeadHER 4-WEEK FAT LOSS ACCELERATOR (VALUED AT $499)
12-WEEKS OF 1:1 COACHING (VALUED AT $1797)
TOTAL VALUE: $3145

VIP EXPERIENCE PRICE: $2249

 

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There obsessed with
The Feminine Cut too...

Lia, 38

“I’ve lost 16 pounds in 8 weeks, but more than that—I’ve finally finished something. I feel strong, proud, and like myself again. This is the first program that didn't burn me out - I've never felt more in control come to think of it!”

 Lara, 40

"After kids, I didn't think this was possible, especially after 40 - but mama has abs! I think I'm in the best shape of my life! Once again, working with you was the best decision of my life!"

Melanie, 41

"I can't tell you how much I appreciate this program - it's incredible! I've surprised myself - I never expected to lose almost 20lbs! I'm never going to diet any other way ever again - I can't believe these results!"

 Jen, 37

"I've never been able to stay on track like this! I never was able to stick to a diet the way I'm abe to stick to this one! The short timeframe has actually made this easier, and I'm never hungry, or tired - Lindsey how did you do this?!"

Jensen, 39

"One week left in The Feminine Cut and I'll be down almost 20lbs which I'm celebrating so much! I've learned so much about myself, my habits, and my relationship with food - this program has been such a gift!"

Christina, 40

"I bought a bikini for the first time in years! I don't even think I've done that after having kids - so you know I must feel good! I'm not hungry, or tired - I actually feel amazing! I'm so grateful for you Lindsey!"